BEE STING
A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of golf
When she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return
To the clubhouse for help and to complain.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and,
'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'
'I was stung by a bee', she said.
'Where', he asked.
'Between the first and second hole', she replied.
He nodded knowingly and said,
'Then your feet are too far apart.'
Sunday, September 11, 2011
So long until next year!
The season is over and we have crowned and passed the golden club to our new president- Joyce Hughes and First gentlemen Todd Hughes.
Thank you to everyone who attended the end of the year party. The food was all yummy. Thanks to Joyce and Todd again for the lovely setting.
Joyce's cabinet will be announced soon
Thank you to everyone who attended the end of the year party. The food was all yummy. Thanks to Joyce and Todd again for the lovely setting.
Joyce's cabinet will be announced soon
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
August 25th Position Night
Due to severe weather last week, we are moving position night to this Thursday (8-25)
Please note new match ups-
Nance 72.5 vs Hughes 72.5 5:07
Schmit 70.0 vs Lance/ Brenda Schmidtke 69 5:14
Pachota 62.5 vs Page 62.0 5:21
Les / Shelley Schmidtke 61.0 vs Giles 60.5 5:28
Ventro 59.5 vs Yadon 57.5 5:35
Darany 51.0 vs Franzen 39.5 5:42
Dinner Destination-
Sports Brew Pub
166 Maple
End of the year party-
New date- Thursday, September 1st. 6:30
Location: Todd and Joyce Hughes
21450 HCL Jackson
What to Bring: Potluck dish
What will be provided: Main Dish
Beverages
Paper Products
Please RSVP by Monday August 22nd to lesandshelley@gmail.com
and specify what you will be bringing.
Potluck- RSVP's so far-
Nance's Cheesy Potatoes
Schmidtke's- Raspberry Cake
Yadon's- Meatballs
Pages- Butter Pecan Dessert
Schmit's- chips, salsa and guacamole
Ventro's- ?
Schmidtke's- ?
Pachota's- P-P Jello
Please note new match ups-
Nance 72.5 vs Hughes 72.5 5:07
Schmit 70.0 vs Lance/ Brenda Schmidtke 69 5:14
Pachota 62.5 vs Page 62.0 5:21
Les / Shelley Schmidtke 61.0 vs Giles 60.5 5:28
Ventro 59.5 vs Yadon 57.5 5:35
Darany 51.0 vs Franzen 39.5 5:42
Dinner Destination-
Sports Brew Pub
166 Maple
End of the year party-
New date- Thursday, September 1st. 6:30
Location: Todd and Joyce Hughes
21450 HCL Jackson
What to Bring: Potluck dish
What will be provided: Main Dish
Beverages
Paper Products
Please RSVP by Monday August 22nd to lesandshelley@gmail.com
and specify what you will be bringing.
Potluck- RSVP's so far-
Nance's Cheesy Potatoes
Schmidtke's- Raspberry Cake
Yadon's- Meatballs
Pages- Butter Pecan Dessert
Schmit's- chips, salsa and guacamole
Ventro's- ?
Schmidtke's- ?
Pachota's- P-P Jello
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Position Night
August 18th
Match up and score for position night-
Nance 72.5 vs Hughes 72.5 5:07
Schmit 70.0 vs Lance/ Brenda Schmidtke 69 5:14
Pachota 62.5 vs Page 62.0 5:21
Ventro 59.5 vs Yadon 57.5 5:28
Darany 51.0 vs Giles 60.5 5:35
Dinner Destination-
Michelangelo's
152 Elm Street
End of Year Party Information:
Location: Todd and Joyce Hughes
21450 HCL Jackson
Date and Time: Thursday, August 25th
6:30pm
What to Bring: Potluck dish
What will be provided: Main Dish
Beverages
Paper Products
Please RSVP by Monday August 22nd to lesandshelley@gmail.com
and specify what you will be bringing.
We will be celebrating another sucessful year on the links as well as crowning our new President~
Sam and Lil, bring the golden club to pass on. We will also be appointing new committee heads.
The following are open-
President- will be first place team
Score Keeper
Party planner/Webmaster
Fun and Games
Match up and score for position night-
Nance 72.5 vs Hughes 72.5 5:07
Schmit 70.0 vs Lance/ Brenda Schmidtke 69 5:14
Pachota 62.5 vs Page 62.0 5:21
Ventro 59.5 vs Yadon 57.5 5:28
Darany 51.0 vs Giles 60.5 5:35
Dinner Destination-
Michelangelo's
152 Elm Street
End of Year Party Information:
Location: Todd and Joyce Hughes
21450 HCL Jackson
Date and Time: Thursday, August 25th
6:30pm
What to Bring: Potluck dish
What will be provided: Main Dish
Beverages
Paper Products
Please RSVP by Monday August 22nd to lesandshelley@gmail.com
and specify what you will be bringing.
We will be celebrating another sucessful year on the links as well as crowning our new President~
Sam and Lil, bring the golden club to pass on. We will also be appointing new committee heads.
The following are open-
President- will be first place team
Score Keeper
Party planner/Webmaster
Fun and Games
Monday, July 25, 2011
July 28
ATTENTION:
This weeks schedule will be last weeks. Due to cancelling because of the extreme heat we will be making up the play from last week
5:07- 2 vs 1 5:14- 11vs 12 5:21- 6 vs 5
5:28 7 vs 8 5:35 9 vs 10 5:42 3 vs 4
Dinner Destination:
Oak Cafe
1167 Oak Street
This weeks schedule will be last weeks. Due to cancelling because of the extreme heat we will be making up the play from last week
5:07- 2 vs 1 5:14- 11vs 12 5:21- 6 vs 5
5:28 7 vs 8 5:35 9 vs 10 5:42 3 vs 4
Dinner Destination:
Oak Cafe
1167 Oak Street
Thursday, July 21, 2011
July 21st
Sweating with the Oldies.......
How cool are you? Can you hack 100 degrees? Looks like a hot one tonite in the city. For those of you who are die hard golfers here is this weeks line up-
5:07- 2 vs 1 5:14- 11vs 12 5:21- 6 vs 5
5:28 7 vs 8 5:35 9 vs 10 5:42 3 vs 4
Dinner Destination:
Oak Cafe for a cold one!
1167 Oak Street
Fun and Games-
No winner, first team forgot to take out the markers......so we only have wieners this week!
Stay cool
How cool are you? Can you hack 100 degrees? Looks like a hot one tonite in the city. For those of you who are die hard golfers here is this weeks line up-
5:07- 2 vs 1 5:14- 11vs 12 5:21- 6 vs 5
5:28 7 vs 8 5:35 9 vs 10 5:42 3 vs 4
Dinner Destination:
Oak Cafe for a cold one!
1167 Oak Street
Fun and Games-
No winner, first team forgot to take out the markers......so we only have wieners this week!
Stay cool
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
July 14th
This weeks line up.....
5:07- 12 vs 1 5:14- 7 vs 3 5:21- 6 vs 9
5:28 11 vs 10 5:35 8 vs 4 5:42 5 vs 2
Dinner Destination-
This week we will be eating off the street, the Wyandotte Street Fair that is!
Celebrating 50 years, the street fair is sure to have something yummy. After we
grab a bite to eat, it's off to see Square Pegz. If you have not had the pleasure
of hearing them, you must make a point to see this fun band. Be here or Be Square!!!
They will be playing in the parking lot behind Lions Tigers and Beers.
Take your golf shoes off and put your dancing shoes on.
Fun and Games-
Closest to the pin on #2 men and women.
5:07- 12 vs 1 5:14- 7 vs 3 5:21- 6 vs 9
5:28 11 vs 10 5:35 8 vs 4 5:42 5 vs 2
Dinner Destination-
This week we will be eating off the street, the Wyandotte Street Fair that is!
Celebrating 50 years, the street fair is sure to have something yummy. After we
grab a bite to eat, it's off to see Square Pegz. If you have not had the pleasure
of hearing them, you must make a point to see this fun band. Be here or Be Square!!!
They will be playing in the parking lot behind Lions Tigers and Beers.
Take your golf shoes off and put your dancing shoes on.
Fun and Games-
Closest to the pin on #2 men and women.
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
July 7th
This weeks line up
5:07- 3 vs 10 5:14- 6 vs 12 5:21- 4 vs 1
5:28 2 vs 7 5:35 5 vs 11 5:42 8 vs 9
Fun and Games-
Waiting for determination on if there will be a redo from last weeks. There was confusion regarding the markers...stay tuned.
Also waiting for clarification regarding rules for subs and if they can win prizes.
Dinner Destination-
Smokey's
930 Biddle Ave
Next week Street Fair Fun~
5:07- 3 vs 10 5:14- 6 vs 12 5:21- 4 vs 1
5:28 2 vs 7 5:35 5 vs 11 5:42 8 vs 9
Fun and Games-
Waiting for determination on if there will be a redo from last weeks. There was confusion regarding the markers...stay tuned.
Also waiting for clarification regarding rules for subs and if they can win prizes.
Dinner Destination-
Smokey's
930 Biddle Ave
Next week Street Fair Fun~
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
June 30th
This weeks line up-
5:07- 8 vs 12 5:14- 6 vs 1 5:21- 2 vs 11
5:28 3 vs 5 5:35 4 vs 9 5:42 7 vs 10
Todays game is:
Longest Drive for both Men and Ladies on hole # 9. with a twist......
Men must use their partners club and vice versa for the ladies.
The drive does not have to be in the fairway.
Fun and Games Last Week-
Scores from holes 5-7-9
TBD
Dinner Destination:
Full Moon Bar and Grill
18204 Jefferson
Right at the curve by the toll bridge.
Bring your score card for discount.
Have a great Holiday Weekend!
5:07- 8 vs 12 5:14- 6 vs 1 5:21- 2 vs 11
5:28 3 vs 5 5:35 4 vs 9 5:42 7 vs 10
Todays game is:
Longest Drive for both Men and Ladies on hole # 9. with a twist......
Men must use their partners club and vice versa for the ladies.
The drive does not have to be in the fairway.
Fun and Games Last Week-
Scores from holes 5-7-9
TBD
Dinner Destination:
Full Moon Bar and Grill
18204 Jefferson
Right at the curve by the toll bridge.
Bring your score card for discount.
Have a great Holiday Weekend!
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
June 23rd- summer has arrived!
Line up for today-
5:07- 12 vs 9 5:14- 10 vs 5 5:21- 7 vs 11
5:28 4 vs 6 5:35 2 vs 3 5:42 8 vs 1
Fun and Games-
Last weeks fun and games had the women teed off on #9 (I think women get teed off way before #9!)
then mans balls, then woman wacks mans ball, then man puts his ball in the hole.
I think that is how it went!
No winner, just figured into your game!
Dinner Destination this week is:
Do Hickey's Irish Pub-
232 Maple
Across Maple from the Yack Arena
5:07- 12 vs 9 5:14- 10 vs 5 5:21- 7 vs 11
5:28 4 vs 6 5:35 2 vs 3 5:42 8 vs 1
Fun and Games-
Last weeks fun and games had the women teed off on #9 (I think women get teed off way before #9!)
then mans balls, then woman wacks mans ball, then man puts his ball in the hole.
I think that is how it went!
No winner, just figured into your game!
Dinner Destination this week is:
Do Hickey's Irish Pub-
232 Maple
Across Maple from the Yack Arena
Thursday, June 16, 2011
June 16th
Line up for today-
5:07- 5 vs 7 5:14- 4 vs 12 5:21- 2 vs 10
5:28 1 vs 9 5:35 6 vs 8 5:42 3 vs 11
Fun and Games Last Week-
Lowest Putts- the Hughes.... I think we need a recount! Must be their long game that is the problem.
Just kidding! Joyce's back must be better and her eye sight is still good because she isn't 50 until September.
Dinner location-
Franks Pizzeria
3144 Biddle
PLEASE NOTE- CASH ONLY, THEY DO NOT TAKE CREDIT CARDS.
5:07- 5 vs 7 5:14- 4 vs 12 5:21- 2 vs 10
5:28 1 vs 9 5:35 6 vs 8 5:42 3 vs 11
Fun and Games Last Week-
Lowest Putts- the Hughes.... I think we need a recount! Must be their long game that is the problem.
Just kidding! Joyce's back must be better and her eye sight is still good because she isn't 50 until September.
Dinner location-
Franks Pizzeria
3144 Biddle
PLEASE NOTE- CASH ONLY, THEY DO NOT TAKE CREDIT CARDS.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Thursday, June 9, 2011
smackdown part deux
The Presidents have been in talks and it looks like there is some interest in doing a mid season match up with Guys and Dolls. If you are intersted in taking part in this event please contact Sam.
Looks like it will take place on a Saturday with location and date to be determined based on interest.
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
June 9th
Dinner Destination: Portofino
Please note: On your scorecard is a coupon for Portofino. Burger and a Beer for $5.00
Please bring this with you to dinner.
Fun and Games last week-
Men- Sam
Women- Gabe (who out drove the men in the fairway!)
Please note: On your scorecard is a coupon for Portofino. Burger and a Beer for $5.00
Please bring this with you to dinner.
Fun and Games last week-
Men- Sam
Women- Gabe (who out drove the men in the fairway!)
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